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WoW players: we want mounted combat!
Blizzard: -puts mounted combat in Wrath of the Lich King-
WoW players: this sucks!
WoW players: we want unique zones!
Blizzard: -creates Vash’jir-
WoW players: this sucks!
WoW players: omg, the game is too easy! we want a challenge!
Blizzard: -creates Cataclysm heroic dungeons and Artifact Challenges in Legion-
WoW players: wah! this is too hard!
WoW players: we want player housing!
Blizzard: -creates garrisons-
WoW Players: this sucks!
Blizzard:…
WoW Players: omg, Blizzard sucks! they never listen to their players! why won’t they give us what we want?
Blizzard:…

Batman vs Marvel

So we all know that Batman is unrealistically prepared for everything and, as of Final Crisis, is now immortal as well: that’s the only plausible explanation for how he can realistically expect to kill Superman and the other members of the Justice League. But what if Batman turned his attention on the Avengers, or the X-Men?

He’d probably have concentrated tranquilizer darts for Hulk, a Symbiote-synthetic suit so he can get the drop on Spiderman, an EMP grenade for Iron Man and Vision, non-metal Batarangs for his fight with Magneto, and his usual ninja-Batman skills would be enough to defeat Hawkeye and Black Widow.

The ones i have a hard time imagining him defeating without Superman would be Thor, and maybe Wolverine because of the healing factor and adamantium claws. i don’t know: feel free to chime in here, batman fanboys