Ugh, I wish I didn’t have so many problems socializing and could, you know, make friends like a normal person
Tag: seriously
The world probably won’t end on September 23rd
What matters more is that, if it did end then, are you ready spiritually to meet the LORD?
Anxiety
So a pastor who my parents and grandparents consider to be well-informed, said that the Catholic church has something planned for this year, especially since this October 31st will be the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation and the majority of religious leaders, both Protestant and Catholic, are spreading the lie that “Luther’s protest is over.”
On top of that, we have disasters hitting all corners of the world practically every week, AND on top of that of this, NASA says that we will be experiencing 15 days of darkness in November!
I am freaking out, not only because my life hasn’t really started and it’s already looking like it’s about to end, but because i’m 10 out of 10 going to hell!
the “greasy black haired white boys who don’t deserve redemption” trio: kylo ren, severus snape, & loki
change it to “greasy dark-haired emo boys who don’t deserve redemption”, add illidan stormrage to the list and you’ve got it
Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?
north-east to Isengard? Legolas, you need to get your elf-eyes checked, because unless the orc group has passed the Fords of Isen already, they’re not on the road to Isengard by going north-east
All i can think of right now is how much all of you wanted North Korea to make nuclear strikes on California only
one of my favorite movie scenes is from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, where Ben Affleck’s character is trying to remind them not to do anything stupid over a few comments on the internet, because the comments are aimed towards fictional characters.
i wish a lot more people would take Batffleck’s words to heart, especially here on tumblr
me: literally minding my own business
all of you: vegetarians are like so bossy and, like, so trying to shove their stupid lifestyle down our throats! why don’t you, like, eat some bacon, you stupid, weak vegans? like seriously, go fucking die!
me: wtf?
all of you: lol, it’s just a joke









