I feel dirty for even giving this article attention. But I wanted to point out some of the glaring hypocrisies that this little blogger living in her echo chamber conveniently refuses to notice.

You cannot be a feminist if you tell girls what to do with their body

Um, that’s exactly what feminists are doing! They shame women who choose motherhood because “omg oppression!”

You cannot be a feminist if the lives of sex offenders are a higher priority to you than the lives of children

Except when said sex offenders are female, right? Then their lives are “higher priority” because ‘muz oppresion! we need to keep womynz out of jail!’

You cannot be a feminist if you put a rapist’s rights above those of the rape victim 

Once again, double-standard for women. These are the same people who rewrote the laws to have rape be something that only men can perpetrate. So like with the above, feminists have shown that, when it’s a woman who commits the rape, they put her rights over those of her victims

You cannot be a feminist and stand by silently while your followers attack women daily 

This is what feminists do on a regular basis! Yes, I’m looking at you, self-proclaimed “moderate” waiting to pounce on me and say “but that’s not real trve kvlt feminism!” after which, you whisper to your friends “lol, good job sister. hashtag smash the patriarchy.” Feminists, the ones who consider themselves “moderates”, refuse to criticize and distance themselves from the so-called “feminazis” because, after all, we’re all in this together against evil straight white Christian men, right?

Addendum: feminists have been known to verbally attack and threaten violence towards women who don’t subscribe to feminist dogma. so yes, how does that fit into her little rose-colored view of feminism?

But the part about this article that makes me laugh the most is this one:

Yes, I do like Secretary Clinton…for many reasons. One of which is that Hillary is a feminist

Really? So her laughing and joking about getting a rapist off, even though he was clearly guilty, is that “true” feminism? her constant war against Bill’s lovers, is that “true” feminism? And what are these other “many reasons” that the blogger likes about clinton? Maybe the fact that she left American citizens to die in Benghazi, lied about it, then said “what difference does it make”? Is that one of the “many reasons” you like killary? Because she’s a war-monger? (she’s also on film stating that going to war in Iraq back in 2003 was a good business move)

Bonus round! She actually acknowledged the essays colonel sanders wrote back in the 70s. You know, the ones where he says that women fantasize about being gang-raped by three men at once. Which is what we’ve been saying for so long, but I guess it doesn’t matter until the “right” people (read. feminists) accept it.

Please Stop Calling Sanders a Feminist