one of my favorite movie scenes is from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, where Ben Affleck’s character is trying to remind them not to do anything stupid over a few comments on the internet, because the comments are aimed towards fictional characters.

i wish a lot more people would take Batffleck’s words to heart, especially here on tumblr

So a few nights ago, i was re-watching season 3 of iZombie, and then my brother came home before it was over. I was watching it on my brother’s PS4, and, as you know, you can wear head-phones and listen to the show all by yourself. Well, we’ve also been re-watching The Borgias together, so i told him that i would “take it out for The Borgias.” This led to about two or so minutes of us trying to say “dicks out for Pope Alexander VI” in crappy ass Latin.

Confession Time

I was homeschooled for 7 grades. We were always moving for about 4 years between 1996 and 2000, so i never really got to know anybody who lived in my area. Hell, i was around mostly family up until 8th grade (2004).

And yet, despite the social anxiety and lack of people skills, i’m somehow more able to survive in the world than these liberal snowflakes who get triggered by fucking compliments!