I know that conservativeblr generally doesn’t give a shit about anything, but in this case i feel that i need to speak my mind and share something with you all on here who identify as “conservatives.”

Several months ago, while examining a conservative memes blog, i found that said blog had reblogged a quote about the downfall of civilization…from fucking varg vikernes!

Now for those of you who have no idea who this little shit-for-brains punk is (thank God!), let me ramble a bit to give you some background. varg vikernes is a Norwegian white supremacist who was part of the Norwegian black metal scene in the early 90s. Aside from his occasional bass duties for mayhem, his one-man band burzum (ripped off from JRR Tolkien, as well as his pseudonym “Count Grishnakh”) and writing for darkthrone, he was involved in burning several churches (one of which was a historical landmark) and ended up in jail after stabbing to death Mayhem guitarist Oystein “Euronymous” Aarseth. Though this human excrement was thrown in prison for twenty years, the fucker got out and hasn’t changed a bit. he still pushes his anti-Christian, anti-Semitic white power bullshit even now, even after he was almost arrested and incarcerated by the French lately (the French aren’t very good about preventing terrorism, just responding to it after it happens).

“How do you know so much about him if you think so little of him?” you may ask. Well, the thing is that black metal in general has been exclusively inspired by two bands from the 1980s: UK’s Venom and Sweden’s Bathory. In the early 90s, Tomas Forsberg – frontman of Bathory, also known by his pseudonym “Quorthon” – changed Bathory’s sound from punk-inspired Satanic thrash metal to what has been dubbed by many as “viking metal.” As a fan of the Viking Age and a metalhead, my study of Norse mythology drove me to Týr, and then, inevitably, to Bathory. Unfortunately, as Bathory is one of the banner inspirations of the black metal scene, the name of Bathory is indelibly tied to the black metal scene for good or ill.

Okay, rambling done. Here is where I want conservativeblr to listen up! If you reblog anything from fucking cunt grishnakh (lol, get it? cuz he’s a bigger cunt than richard dawkins and bill maher), you might as well vote for donald trump. Honestly, in all of my years in the metal scene, i have only known burzum fans to be…liberals! Yes, liberals, the bastion of civil rights and the enemy of all things white, actually love a white supremacist fuck! (then again, they started the KKK, so i guess it’s the chickens coming home to roost). of course, it’s probably because they’re raging atheists and see his acts of arsony against Christian churches as “sticking it to the Man in the Sky”, but that’s not the point!

I want conservativeblr to remember this one thing: if you post anything about this little shit that isn’t his fucking obituary, or that portrays his actions and opinions in a positive light, you are shooting conservatism in the foot by affirming every single lie the liberals parrot about us (you know, that we’re all just a bunch of white supremacist racists).

Rant over.