Who’s the stupidest person you’ve ever met, and what story perfectly sums up their stupidity?

john15-10:

reddit-tales:

One night during high school, my friend and I got invited to a party. I didn’t drive back then so my friend picked me up. All went well on our way to the party. On the way back however, he got pulled over. As we were pulling to the side of the road, I told him that I was gonna pretend to be sleeping (since I was the passenger). Anyway, I hear the cop get out of his cop car, walk towards our car, stops at the window but doesn’t say anything. I can feel the brightness of his flashlight but I don’t hear him or my friend say anything. After about what seemed like an eternity, I decide to open my eyes to see what’s going on. That’s when I see my friend, the guy who is driving, is pretending like he is sleeping too.

Its me.

I meant to call my sister funny because she made a joke and I called her by my own name.

Well aside from literally everything I say and do…

I saw this one comment on a Halestorm video who called the song’s lyrics “cheesy” and likened them to “that Metallica song where James called his dong a snake.”

Meaning “Devil’s Dance”

You know, because it’s not like James Hetfield was raised in the Christian Science Church, and it’s not at all likely that the snake mentioned in that song was actually, I don’t know, the devil? I mean not only does it have the tritone interval in the song (which is always tied in the metal world to Black Sabbath’s titular song about being haunted by the devil), but it freaking has DEVIL in the song title!

kaldicuct:

maximum-spiderr:

kaldicuct:

maximum-spiderr:

southparkconservative:

and thank ICE for giving their lives to fighting this.

Yet people hate ICE for doing the exact thing that people want to stop. #DoubleStandardHypocrites,Much?

They just might be ignorant of the situation. I dunno. I know what I’d do if I find a human trafficker. I’d do bad things to bad people. 

Oh you’re damn right. And ignorance is bliss.

Eyup.

I knew pedophilia will be coming to be accepted for many years now. The top producers in hollywood always had an under pedophilia ring. It’s actually under the name ‘pansexual’. The name pansexual is from the pagan god name ‘pan’. To be a true pansexual, you have sex with man, child, ladies, kids, trans, animal. Thats the true meaning of ‘pansexual’. I used to read about pagan god books back in the day.

john15-10:

That’s really interesting; list that under things I didn’t know! Wow!