oncerbat:

john15-10:

roseyygf:

Satan got kicked out of heaven because him and Jesus were a gay couple. Jesus is a twink and satan is a bear. Happy 20gayteen

That’s rude. I thought you and I were friends, darling. Why would you tag me in something so blasphemous?

No, posts like this are why Satan got kicked out of Heaven. 

op has clearly never read the Bible or any of the writings of Christian, Jewish (or even islamic) scholars on this very subject!

the angel who is known as “the enemy” fell from Heaven because he challenged God’s authority. in the Talmud – which i’m assuming was only partially copied by the authors of the Qu’ran – God has His angels bow down to man that He has created in His own image (questionable, since mankind is hardly worthy of worship), but satan refuses to obey God’s command.

now here the islamic story and the Jewish tradition part ways, because idris gets cast out on account of this alone, as if he wasn’t “truly evil” since he only believed that God alone deserved reverence. in the Jewish tradition, satan believed that the pre-fall man was inferior to the angels and challenged God to prove that he, as an angel, was superior to men. God allowed the animals to pass before satan and asked His greatest angel to name them, after which He would pass the animals before Adam: whoever gave them the correct names would be recognized as superior. accordingly, satan was unable to give the animals their proper names, as opposed to Adam who did give them their right names.

but, being a sore loser, satan railed against God and refused to acknowledge that man was superior, and threatened to make war against God and “be like the Most High”, for which he was cast down from the heavens to the ground.

also the fact that Jeshua (or Michael in His pre-incarnation form) looks like a Semitic Cesare Borgia (even the depictions made before Cesare’s birth showed Christ with long hair and a beard), whereas satan looks like emperor palpatine, kind of makes your blasphemous headcanon absurd. now begone, thot, back to the flames of Gomorrah!

john15-10:

https://youtu.be/JVetFwXnuow

HUGE Discovery Proves Evolution WRONG! The Origin Of Mankind

This is interesting! Can’t wait to see the evolutionists trip over themselves to try and rationalize their dogma with this discovery. Either they’ll dismiss it out of hand, or they’ll admit that the carbon dating method is flawed (in which case they’ll undermine their own dogma in the process).

thedeplorableinfidel:

conservativeright22:

saltotheearth:

tradfemme:

Pro-life is pro-choice. You have 4 choices- abstinence, adoption, birth control, or becoming a parent. We’re just against that fifth option of killing babies.

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synthetic-blanket-hairs:

john15-10:

“I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded (husband/wife), to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.”

“” Until death do us part. “”

That’s a strong indication that after death, there is no marriage

Theres also this passage from Matthew 22:30 in which Jesus explicitly states “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.”

“The resurrection” here refers to the resurrection of all believers at the end of time. Jesus spoke at length about the resurrection in other places but the important thing is that it begins the afterlife

This makes me sad 😞