“People who play role-playing games need more than some pretty graphics and nonstop action to whet their claymores: they want depth and character and wit and drama. They want the thickest, most involving novel that they’ve ever read translated to their 15” screen, with themselves as the hero. That’s why I love people who play role-playing games. They’re so reasonable.“
Tony looks like a 14th century yeoman. Ozzy is riding Mr. Crowley’s white horse (foreshadowing?). Geezer looks like a hippie looking over an ivy hedge…and Bill is just a hobo on a train.